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Midshipman Arnold

An upbeat and lively comedy walkabout performer, ideal for nautical, seaside or historical themed events.

Meet Midshipman Arnold Poop-Decker, the amusingly inept Health and Safety Officer from the HMS Titanic!

With a bright and upbeat 1920s spirit, this jovial chappie will keep everyone royally entertained as he encourages your guests and visitors to keep the place ship-shape and under control, provoking fun and laughter as he blusters around creating way more mayhem than he can prevent.

With a desire to be part of the Titanic's entertainment team, he's always ready to amaze and amuse with juggling, magic, balloon modelling and bursting into song, chiding all the passengers on the Titanic to join in with him and "have a thoroughly good time!"

A Walkabout Comedy Entertainer Ideal for:

Historical or Victorian Themed Events
A Victorian sailor from the Titanic, the most famous historical ship of all.

Nautical, Sailor and Boating Themed Events
This chipper sailor will fit right in.

Titanic Themed Events
The perfect character to entertain your guests.

Seaside Themed Events
Evoke the feel of the Victorian Seaside.

Ask us about booking Allin Kempthorne as Midshipman Arnold Poop-Decker to perform at your party, event or attraction anywhere accross England, Scotland or Wales.
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Midshipman Arnold Poop-Decker is impicably performed by multi-award winning comedy actor Allin Kempthorne.

With 20 years experience performing at events, parties, tourist attractions, fun days and festivals all over the UK and beyond, Allin has the experience, the skills and the know how to effortlessly keep your guests and visitors entertained.

Juggling, magic, balloon modelling and brilliant interactive comedy means he always has a trick up his sleeve, a joke on his lips and your guests in his sight!

For any Victorian, Nautical, Historical, Seaside or Titanic themed party or event, book Allin Kempthorne as Midshipman Arnold Poop-Decker.

"Ah yes, the Titanic!
That went down well!"

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